22 GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE DECEMBER 22, 1995

Dykes To Watch Out For

Pajama Party

ARE YOU SURE THIS IS OKAY? WE COULD STOP BY AFTER DINNER AND PICK HIM UP.

NO WAY! THE WHOLE POINT IS FOR YOU GUYS TO HAVE A NIGHT ALONE. NOW GET OUTTA

HERE!

HEY, RAFSTER!

I DUNNO, TONI. HE'S NEVER SLEPT AWAY FROM HOME BEFORE. D'YOU THINK HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT?

HELL BE FINE. I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT SPARROW, GINGER, AND LOIS. AT LEAST THERE'S THREE OF THEM.

GOOD! NOW CLICK ON THE HYPERTEXT LINK TO THE MUPPET PAGE AND WE'LL FIND YOU A NICE BEDTIME STORY.

ANY NEWS FROM HOMOPHOBIA CENTRAL? OR IS YOUR MOTHER STILL NOT SPEAKING TO you?

CARMEN WENT OVER LAST NIGHT TO RUN INTERFERENCE. SHE SAYS MOM'S MOUTH HAS STOPPED FOAMING.

SHOULDN'T HE BE WINDING DOWN ABOUT NOW?

WOOF! DOGGY EAT!

CLARICE, WHAT HAPPENED WITH

GLORIA WAS TOTALLY CRAZY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT

You.

IN BE HUEL

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IT'S MY OWN FAULT. I'VE BEEN 30 DISTANT AND WRAPPED UP IN MY WORK. I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ME MONTHS AGO.

LOIS!

YIP!

RELAX! IT'S NON-TOXIC NON-STAINING, AND CONTAINS NATURAL FLAVORING.

GOD, IT'S WEIRD NOT HAVING RAFFI HERE. UH... I FEEL AWKWARD, PLANNING TO HAVE SEX LIKE THIS. MAYBE WE SHOULD RELAX WITH SOME TV FIRST...

CLARICE, IT'S BEEN FIVE MONTHS! I'M NOT WASTING ONE MORE SECOND ON MARY TYLER MOORE.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO EXPLAIN THE DRIED LUBE IN HIS HAIR?

EEK!

No THAMPOO!

JESUS. NO WONDER

CLARICE AND TONI ARE ON THE

SKIDS.

CLARICE! WHAT IS THIS?!

IT'S... YOU KNOW... KIND OF A NIGHTGOWN, I GUESS. I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP. D'YOU LIKE IT?

RHODA! WHY DID YOU REPLACE MY FLANNEL MIGHTIE WITH THIS FLIMSY NEGLIGEE FOR MY TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL?

HEY, KID. YOU WEREN'T GONNA MEET ANY DOCTORS IN THAT OLD THING.

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN...

TODD'S XMAS PARTY WAS PREDICTABLY VILE. CHRISTO WAS THERE. HE WRAPPED THE TREE...

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CATTINESS HUNG THERE, LIKE THE AIR BEFORE AN EARLY DECEMBER SNOWFALL. MISS WHATSERFACE IS HIS SKIN DOES HAVE THIS I WOULDN'T WEIRD, RUBBERY QUALITY. KNOW. CERTAINLY LOOKING a BIT PALE...

REALLY? I DOUBT THAT.

By Eric ORner. YOU CONTRIBUTED A FABULOUS LONDON BOY WRIST WATCH TO THE HOLIDAY GRAB BAG.alas YOUR SISTERS CAN BE A TACKY BUNCH, YOU WOUND UP WITH A LIME GREEN DILDO.

HEY! THE DECORATIVE CANDLES HAVE SET THE TREE'S WRAPPING ON FIRE... (SHRIEK)

THE WHOLE THING'S ABLAZE...

OH JOY, ANOTHER DILDO

OVER THE COURSE OF THE SEASON YOU'VE BORED & IRRITATED YOUR FAMILY OF FRIENDS

WITH CEASELESS COMMENTARY ABOUT THE COMMERCIALIZATION OF CHRISTMAS.

YAMMER YAMMER YAMMER SOMEBODY TURN THIS THING OFF... JESUS... AND BRING ME ANOTHER TANQUERAY

ANOTHER OF THE OPINIONS THAT YOU HARBOR IS THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THE COMING YEAR WILL BE THE ONE IN WHICH, AT LONG LAST, YOU MEET THE MAN WHO YOU DECIDE TO SPEND YOUR LIFE WITH...

NOW

YOU'RE TALKING! POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING! PICTURE HIM IN YOUR MIND. YOU CAN FIND HIM.. YOU WILL FIND HIM..

AT YOUR AGE? DREAM ON, MARY. ALL THE GOOD MEN ARE EITHER TAKEN, OR THEY' ve DATED EACH OF YOUR SEVENTEEN CLOSEST FRIENDS.

IN POINT OF FACT, NO ONE MUCH TAKES THESE OPINIONS OF YOURS TOO SERIOUSLY

I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED THAT FOR XMAS I DIDN'T GIVE A DONATION TO GMHC IN YOUR NAME, I JUST FELT LIKE BUYING YOU THESE BOOTS...

OH CHARL

MAYBE I'LL SEND ETHAN GREEN A LOVER AND SOULMATE BEFORE THIS TIME NEXT YEAR.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE I JUST

BETTER

WORRY

ABOUT

BOSNIA.

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